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BY: JIMMY EDWARD DATER
I was a Maintenance Man from a Time of Yore and Hominoid Lindascott Stinkpussy changed the Locks of the Chamber Doors before she was evicted.
I entered through an opened Window and I then seen the Maggot infested Dog Fecal on her Urine Stained Mattress as I was swarmed by Flies , Fleas and Roaches .
Maggot infested Dog Fecal soaking within Pools of Dog Urine of the Warped Floor of every Room . Tin Cans rusting within Pools of Dog Urine .
Sheets of Plastic covering every Window of every Room , for the purpose of trapping in the Alluring Aroma for the Type of Men of whom she Sexually Attracted to .
So clearly I remember the Time of when I repaired the Faucet of which above the Bathtub of which she never used for bathing , but instead , she used the Bathtub for storing Aluminium Beer Cans .
The Ammonia of the Dog Urine was burning my Sinuses . So therefore , I ripped off the Sheet of Plastic of which covered the Bathroom Window .
She laid her Baloney Sandwich onto the Toilet of which was overflowing with Fecal , before she removed the Bags of Aluminum Beer Cans from within the Bathtub and the Maggot infested Dog Fecal soaking within the Pool of Dog Urine remained until she removed the Maggot infested Dog Fecal and the Dog Urine from within the Bathtub .
She reached into the Pool of Dog Urine with a bare hand of she and she pulled the Plug and soon after , she grasped the Maggot infested Dog Fecal with her bare hands and soon after , she went back to eating her Baloney Sandwich and she did not cleanse her hands before she went back to eating her Baloney Sandwich .
Hominoid Lindascott Stinkpussy turned off the Water Supply to the House, because she never bathes . So therefore , I did not learn the Location of the Water Leak until she turned the Water Supply back on .
She brought forth a Cat Litter Box with Dog Fecal within the Cat Litter Box for the Faucet Parts and I did not make use of the Cat Litter Box and I did repair the Faucet and the Plumbing Repair of which I did that Day , is the only Plumbing Repair of which I did within the Rented House of the Dog Lover .
JIMMY EDWARD DATER